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Ashlee
A
Screaming
Success
Here's
a
crazy
idea.
Maybe,
just
maybe,
Ashlee
Simpson's
infamous
lip-syncing
incident
from
"Saturday
Night
Live"
was
all
a
big
setup.
Before
Simpson
was
busted
for
not
actually
singing
live
on
the
NBC
late-night
institution,
she
was
just
a
midlevel
teen
star.
Post-"SNL,"
even
those
who'd
never
seen
her
MTV
reality
show
or
heard
her
radio-friendly
mall
punk
suddenly
knew
Ashlee
Simpson's
name.
That
infamy
has
spilled
over
onto
her
current
tour,
which
stopped
at
the
Northrop
Auditorium
in
Minneapolis
Thursday
night.
Thanks
to
the
scandal,
Simpson
has
earned
much
more
ink
than
she
would
have
otherwise,
with
fans
and
skeptics
alike
wondering
if
she
could
cut
it
up
on
stage.
So
could
she?
Well,
sort
of.
She
appeared
to
be
singing
for
most
of
her
mercifully
concise
hour-long
set.
Not
that
it
really
mattered,
as
the
4,000-strong
crowd
—
which
consisted
almost
entirely
of
teenage
girls
—
spent
the
show
screaming
at
the
top
of
their
lungs
every
time
Simpson
flipped
her
dyed
hair
in
their
general
direction.
In a
borderline
bravura
move,
Simpson
addressed
her
recent
"SNL"
debacle
early
in
the
concert.
She
rambled
off
some
self-help-y
mumbo
jumbo
about
how
"believing
in
yourself"
and
"love"
can
save
you
from
all
those
people
who
want
you
to
fail.
(Funny
—
those
who
truly
believe
in
themselves
don't
lip
sync,
now
do
they?
But
I
digress.)
Simpson's
rabid
fans
ate
up
every
last
moment
of
the
show,
which
drew
mostly
from
her
debut
album
"Autobiography,"
a
disc
filled
with
faux
outsider
anthems
delivered
with
a
chirpy
giggle.
("I'm
so
alone,
love
is
hard,
tee
hee"
—
that
sort
of
thing.)
For
the
patient
parents
in
the
crowd,
she
also
performed
a
medley
of
'80s
hits
from
Blondie
("Call
Me"),
Madonna
("Burning
Up")
and
the
Pretenders
(the
subtle
classic
"Brass
in
Pocket,"
tragically
transformed
into
stadium
rock).
Thanks
to
her
straight-from-central-casting
backup
band
and
carefully
timed
video
montages,
the
evening
often
felt
like
watching
TV.
Ashlee
Simpson
and
company
would
be
right
at
home
starring
as
the
"Edgy
Young
Rock
Band"
in
an
episode
of
"Law
and
Order"
or
"CSI."
And,
really,
with
all
of
Thursday
night's
attention
toward
the
orchestrated
chaos,
artfully
torn
shirts
and
killer
lip-gloss
—
with
the
actual
music
serving
merely
as a
semi-pleasant
backdrop
—
that's
actually
a
compliment.
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