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Ashlee
Rocks
To
Anarchy
Vibe
Ashlee
Simpson
wants
to
be a
punk
rocker
so
badly.
The
proof?
This
pop
princess
co-opted
the
anarchy
symbol
for
her
"Autobiography
Live!"
tour
tees
and
glow
sticks.
She
also
posed
for
promo
shots
in
front
of a
gritty,
graffiti-laden
wall,
leaning
against
a
guitar
fans
have
never
seen
Simpson
play.
The
pop
star
headlined
the
Paramount
Theatre
on
Tuesday.
And
Simpson
did
sing
- if
you
consider
her
raspy,
giggly
delivery
to
be
singing.
She
went
out
of
her
way
Tuesday
to
prove
she
took
the
stage
sans
vocal
tracks
by
altering
the
tone
of
her
lyrics
from
the
recorded
versions
during
"Nothing
New"
and
"Pieces
of
Me."
Simpson's
singing
is
far
from
perfect,
but
that
mattered
little
Tuesday
since
her
chop-happy
rock
band
often
overpowered
her
vocals.
But
don't
knock
Simpson
for
mediocre
singing
skills.
Many
a
rock
queen,
including
those
she
pays
tribute
to
in
the
media
and
onstage,
have
built
respectable
careers
on
questionable
vocal
abilities.
This
"Seventh
Heaven"
alumnus
can
bank
every
ounce
of
commercial
success
-
shrieking
preteens
in
homemade
"Ashlee"
garb
spilled
into
the
aisles
during
the
Denver
show
- on
her
appetite
for
edgy,
progressive
rock.
Just
one
thing:
The
MTV-engineered
star
might
think
twice
before
doling
out
any
more
gushing
accolades
for
her
pop-savvy
parental
management
team:
Any
music
talent
she
brought
to
the
table
seems
to
have
been
filtered
through
their
pearly
pink,
product-placement
marketing
machine.
Come
on
folks:
The
anarchy
symbol?
Could
you
have
chosen
a
more
sacred
counterculture
totem
to
commercialize
than
that?
The
upshot
of
Simpson's
dubious
packaging
is
that
she
was
bound
to
draw
ire
from
critics
long
before
her
"Saturday
Night
Live"
mishap.
What
Simpson
and
her
parents
don't
seem
to
realize
is
that
the
unending
scrutiny
the
singer
has
endured
during
the
past
year
probably
helped
procure
the
kind
of
anti-establishment
edge
she
needs
to
cultivate
that
indie
rock
sound
she's
chasing
with
such
vigor.
Regardless
of
the
bad
press,
Simpson's
adolescent
fan
base
grows
more
loyal
with
every
public
mistake
and
romantic
foible.
The
intense,
squealing
jubilation
exhibited
by
her
baby-faced
followers
on
Tuesday,
and
the
amount
of
joy
Simpson
seemed
to
garner
from
them,
was
a
highlight
of
the
show.
This
is a
woman
who
could
have
done
great
things
in a
high
school
garage
band.
That
might
have
enabled
her
to
perfect
(and
personalize)
her
Mick
Jagger
stage
swagger.
She
could
have
even
learned
to
play
a
note
or
two.
Since
that
never
happened,
look
past
the
singer's
darling,
TV-devouring
fans,
and
it
becomes
clear
this
pop
star
lacks
the
life
experience
to
fuel
her
punk.
Nor
can
she
successfully
pull
off
the
ambitious,
space-filling
Courtney
Love
and
Chrissie
Hynde
covers
she
unfurled
during
her
65-minute
Denver
set.
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