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Ashlee's
Short
Rosemont
Set
Is
As
Fabricated
As
Her
Career
The
line
between
reality
and
a
gussied-up
replication
is
so
foggy
these
days
thanks
to a
hodgepodge
of
TV
shows
and
government
propaganda,
does
it
even
matter
anymore?
Fake
newsmen
infiltrate
the
White
House
press
corps
and
fake
singers
employ
their
craft
on
national
television.
When
the
curtain
rises
and
the
fraud
is
revealed,
the
American
public
takes
notice
but
generally
moves
on.
The
art
of
the
sham
has
become
fair
game.
Teen
singer
(and,
not
coincidentally,
reality
TV
star)
Ashlee
Simpson
would
not
have
the
notoriety
she
currently
has
if
it
wasn't
for
her
October
appearance
on
"Saturday
Night
Live"
in
which
she
was
caught
lip-syncing.
The
incident
was
given
a
variety
of
spins
--
blamed
on
her
drummer,
then
acid
reflex
disease
--
but
Simpson
has
not
fully
recovered.
In
January,
she
was
booed
at
the
Orange
Bowl
and
sales
of
her
debut
album,
"Autobiography"
(Geffen),
stalled
at
an
impressive
3
million
copies.
An
online
petition
that
asks
her
to
stop
performing
has
collected
almost
350,000
signatures.
Simpson's
current
tour,
which
arrived
at
the
Rosemont
Theatre
Sunday,
was
designed
as
both
a
penance
and
a
demonstration
that
she
can
perform
unhitched
from
technical
aids.
That's
pretty
low
to
set
the
bar,
but
many
times
during
her
speedy
hourlong
set
(paced
as
if
she
were
nervous
the
tour
bus
would
leave
without
her),
Simpson
remarkably
still
wasn't
able
to
make
contact.
A
five-piece
band
backed
her
during
a
13-song
set
that
featured
the
best-known
songs
from
her
album,
new
songs
and
a
few
covers.
Simpson
sang
live,
but
because
she
is
not
a
distinctive
singer,
it
was
the
familiarity
of
the
songs,
not
the
actual
performance
of
them,
that
took
precedent.
The
problem
is
that,
instead
of
being
reared
playing
clubs
and
working
her
way
up
from
there,
Simpson
came
of
age
on
TV
where
lighting
and
editing
does
the
magic
for
you.
It
is
the
reason
why,
time
and
again,
she
proved
she
is
not
ready
for
a
live
audience.
What
else
could
explain
why
the
singer
could
not
make
it
through
a
60-minute
set
without
five
breaks,
had
difficulty
keeping
time
with
her
band,
often
relied
on
the
double-tracked
vocals
of
her
female
backup
singer
and
knew
no
other
performance
style
than
robotic
pacing
from
left
to
right
to
left?
Millions
of
albums
with
her
face
on
the
cover
may
have
been
sold,
but
that
is
about
marketing.
As a
performer,
even
Simon
Cowell
would
send
her
back
to
the
bush
leagues.
To
give
the
brief
show
some
semblance
of
structure,
three
songs
("Give
it
All
Away,"
"Love
Makes
the
World
Go
Round,"
"Going
Back
to
Texas")
were
performed
acoustically,
although
Simpson
shot
through
them
so
they
were
about
90
seconds
in
length.
She
also
gave
relief
to
the
mothers
in
the
audience
with
a
medley
of
'80s
covers
(Blondie's
"Call
Me,"
the
Pretenders'
"Brass
in
Pocket"
and
Madonna's
"Burning
Up")
that
were
karaoke
at
best,
with
Simpson
dropping
out
vocally
and
leaving
difficult
notes
to
her
keyboardist.
Her
husky
voice
was
largely
washed
out
by
her
band's
over-amplification,
reducing
her
to
simply
slur
through
songs
or
strike
poses.
Like
Avril
Lavigne,
Simpson
provides
a
vehicle
for
a
range
of
emotions
--
angst,
rebellion,
flirtatious
sexuality
--
designed
for
preteens
but
never
experienced
by
the
performer.
The
most
incredulous
sight
was
not
on
stage,
but
on
her
official
T-shirts
co-opting
the
anarchy
symbol
so
the
"A"
now
stands
for
Ashlee.
That's
reality
in
Ashlee's
world.
She
aligns
herself
with
social
disorder
and
the
rise
of
the
labor
class
--
just
as
long
as
it
doesn't
mess
up
her
hair.
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