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Imperfectly
Ashlee
"I've
had
a
tough
year,"
Ashlee
Simpson
bemoaned
three
songs
into
her
75-minute
set
at
the
Rosemont
Theatre
on
Sunday
night.
"But
I've
learned
a
lot
of
lessons,
and
the
most
important
is
that
I
don't
have
to
be
perfect."
Don't
you
worry
about
it,
sweetie:
"Perfect"
is
the
last
word
I'd
use
to
describe
your
performance.
Simpson's
self-pitying
monologue
--
must
be
tough
being
a
20-year-old
millionaire
pop
princess,
eh?
--
preceded
a
song
called
"Love
Me
for
Me,"
from
her
triple-platinum
2004
debut,
"Autobiography."
Like
many
of
her
well-crafted,
mildly
rocking
pop
confections,
it
offered
an
inspiring
message
to
the
mostly
female
and
prepubescent
audience
that
filled
the
Rosemont
Theatre.
"Here
I
am/As
perfect
as
I'm
ever
gonna
be,"
Simpson
warbled.
"You'll
see/Love
me
for
me."
Simpson
should
be
applauded
for
her
simplistic
themes
of
self-respect,
self-empowerment
and
individuality,
which
make
her
part
of
the
new
wave
of
teen
queens
providing
a
welcome
alternative
to
the
"I'm
a
Slave
4 U"
submission
and
fashion-damaged
superficiality
of
the
dethroned
Britney
Spears
and
Christina
Aguilera.
But
the
Texas-bred
dynastic
diva
fell
far
short
of
fellow
teen-pop
riot
grrrls
such
as
Avril
Lavigne
and
Hilary
Duff
with
a
contrived
stage
show
that
found
her
performing
in
front
of a
giant
picture
of
her
own
face,
flashing
clips
from
her
MTV
reality
show
and
changing
into
six
different
designer
outfits
that
simulated
the
sort
of
stuff
a
real
rocker
would
find
at a
thrift
store.
Putting
her
"Saturday
Night
Live"
fiasco
behind
her,
Simpson
relied
on
vocal
help
from
keyboardist
Lucy
Walsh
and
eschewed
taped
backing
tracks.
It
was
easy
to
tell,
because
no
tape
would
ever
have
presented
such
a
stilted
and
limited
voice.
The
star
fared
all
right
when
shouting
out
the
more
rollicking
numbers,
including
"Autobiography,"
"La
La"
and
"Pieces
of
Me."
But
a
three-song
acoustic
miniset
was
absolutely
dreadful,
and
nothing
could
save
the
would-be
emotional
ballad
"Shadow,"
her
confession
about
how
hard
it
is
to
be
Jessica's
younger
sister.
(You
had
to
love
the
video
where
her
frustrations
mount
until
she
tosses
a
bowl
of
Froot
Loops,
though.)
As
for
her
medley
of
covers
by
the
Pretenders,
Blondie
and
Madonna,
you'd
think
that
Simpson
could
have
passably
mimicked
at
least
one
of
those
diverse
vocalists.
But
if
her
fans
had
any
point
of
comparison,
they'd
have
booed
louder
than
that
hostile
crowd
at
the
Orange
Bowl;
it's
a
good
thing
for
Ashlee
that
most
of
them
were
born
15
years
after
"Brass
in
Pocket,"
"Call
Me"
and
"Burning
Up"
hit
the
charts.
Despite
these
complaints,
Simpson
is
filling
a
necessary
role
on
the
current
pop
scene.
Of
course
she's
contrived,
commercial
and
one-dimensional;
bubble-gum
pop
usually
is.
At
least
she's
offering
a
model
of a
young
woman
who
stands
up
for
herself
and
aspires
to
be
something
other
than
a
dancer
at
the
Admiral
Theatre.
With
luck,
her
fans
will
carry
that
message
with
them
once
they
hit
puberty,
and
they'll
seek
out
female
artists
who
not
only
deliver
those
words,
but
mean
them.
By
then,
Simpson's
career
will
have
long
since
devolved
into
a
guest
slot
on
VH1's
"The
Surreal
Life."
But
she'll
have
done
us
all
a
service.
Opening
the
show
were
two
corporately
concocted
quintets
that
put
a
male
spin
on
the
new
shopping-mall-punk
teen-pop
sounds.
Five
grads
from
Boston's
Berklee
School
of
Music,
the
Click
Five
wore
skinny
ties
and
matching
black
suits
and
peddled
what
they
bill
as
"new
school
power
pop."
But
they
were
no
Romantics,
and
their
best
song,
a
cover
of
"I
Think
We're
Alone
Now,"
was
an
anemic
clone
of
the
none-too-gutsy
original
by
Tommy
James
and
the
Shondells.
Sandwiched
in
the
middle
of
the
bill
and
hailing
from
Philadelphia,
Pepper's
Ghost
was
a
modern
twentysomething
version
of
the
generic
rock
band
Stillwater
in
Cameron
Crowe's
film
"Almost
Famous."
There
wasn't
a
'70s
cliche
left
untried,
but
the
boys
had
studied
their
Rolling
Stones
videos,
and
I'll
take
them
shaking
their
moneymakers
over
the
Black
Crowes
any
day.
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