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Ashlee
Simpson
Serves
Up
Bubble-Gum-Lip-Gloss
Pop
There
are
really
only
three
things
that
most
people
want
to
know
about
the
Ashlee
Simpson
show
Friday
night
at
the
Orpheum
Theatre:
Was
it a
train
wreck?
Did
she
lip-sync?
Did
she
reprise
her
``Saturday
Night
Live''
hoedown?
The
answer
to
all
three
is
no.
The
singer
performed
about
an
hour's
worth
of
her
surprisingly
brawny,
slickly
conceived
pop
rock
with
enthusiasm
and
heart
if
not
a
preponderance
of
style
or
technical
skill.
Her
acid-reflux
corrugated
throat
held
up
adequately
and
with
the
help
of a
strong
backup
singer
and
a
really
loud
band,
the
former
``7th
Heaven''
star
didn't
embarrass
herself.
Simpson
has
had
her
fair
share
of
doubters
since
the
moment
she
got
her
own
fishbowl
reality
show
solely
on
the
strength,
apparently,
of
being
Jessica
``Is
this
chicken
or
tuna?''
Simpson's
little
sister.
Throw
in
the
lip-syncing,
Texas
jig
debacle
of
``SNL''
and
the
much
mocked
Orange
Bowl
appearance,
and
it's
all
added
up
to
what
Simpson
herself
called
her
``tough
year''
Friday
night.
None
of
which
mattered
to
the
sold-out
crowd
of
preteen
and
teenage
girls
who
convulsed
in
paroxysms
of
euphoria
when
the
corporate-packaged
20-year-old
took
the
stage
to
the
strains
of
the
title
track
of
her
debut,
``Autobiography.''
No
doubt
it
was
the
first
concert
for
many
in
the
audience
and
the
memories
-
the
smell
of
bubblegum
lip
gloss,
the
frantically
waved
glowsticks,
the
hysteria
-
will
likely
not
include
the
singer's
shortcomings.
For
a
more
objective
observer,
however,
it
felt
a
lot
like
Fisher-Price's
My
First
Rock
Concert.
Simpson
spaced
out
her
big
radio
hits
like
``Shadow''
and
``Pieces
of
Me''
judiciously,
sat
for
a
brief
two-song
acoustic
set,
debuted
one
new
song
-
the
droning
``Undiscovered''
-
switched
costumes
a
few
times,
did
a
medley
of
cred-
building
covers
and
flung
her
body
across
the
stage
in a
way
that
split
the
difference
between
Mick
Jagger's
chicken
dance
and
Avril
Lavigne's
graceless
stomp.
Only
the
covers
truly
faltered
as
Simpson's
heart
clearly
wasn't
in
the
Pretenders'
``Brass
in
Pocket''
and
Blondie's
``Call
Me.''
These
songs
also
starkly
brought
into
relief
her
vocal
limitations
and
the
anonymous
feel
of
her
own
material.
Only
Madonna's
``Burnin'
Up''
and
Hole's
``Celebrity
Skin''
actually
came
close
to
approximating
the
originals,
and
let's
face
it,
Madonna
and
Courtney
Love
both
possess
many
musical
gifts
and
an
abundance
of
star
quality,
but
neither
has
a
blockbuster
vocal
technique.As
montages
from
her
show,
baby
pictures
and
videos
flashed
on
an
overhead
screen,
Simpson
went
through
her
motions
competently
enough,
seeming
like
an
actress
thrilled
to
have
been
awarded
the
role
of
rock
star.
Openers
Click
Five
swung
for
the
power
pop
fence
and
flied
out.
The
quintet
boasts
a
Berklee
pedigree
and
offered
up a
few
flavorful
chops.
But
their
best,
a
romp
through
``I
Think
We're
Alone
Now,''
was
at
least
twice
as
old
as
most
of
those
in
attendance.
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