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The
Week
In
Review:
Ashlee
Simpson
When
it
comes
to
the
''talents''
of
Ashlee
Simpson,
the
best
I
can
say
is
that
I'm
a
deeply
skeptical
agnostic.
Even
applying
the
most
lenient
standards,
the
20-year-old
teen
idol/reality
TV
star's
show
last
Saturday
at
the
Tower
Theater
in
Upper
Darby
was
borderline
amateurish,
though
the
gushing
admiration
of
her
teen
and
pre-teen
fans
in
the
sold-out
house
was
as
ubiquitous
as
glow
sticks
and
Ashlee
gear.
The
most
exciting
moments
were
the
four
or
five
times
Simpson
kept
her
mouth
shut
and
danced
with
abandon.
Simpson
managed
to
stay
(mostly)
on-key
for
the
first
three
songs,
perhaps
because
her
five-piece
backing
band
played
so
loudly
she
had
no
other
choice.
But
then
came
''Surrender,''
which
she
introduced
as
''about
overcoming
and
finding
yourself.''
Simpson
started
to
bray,
her
pitch
became
wobbly
and
the
video
projected
on a
screen
behind
her
was
the
most
interesting
thing
on
stage.
By
the
time
she
got
around
to
''Undiscovered''
two
songs
later,
she
was
reduced
to
circling
the
notes
she
was
trying
to
hit.
Several
hit-or-miss
selections
followed,
with
the
nadir
of
the
show
arriving
as
Simpson
sang
a
god-awful
medley
of
three
songs
from
the
1980s,
The
Pretenders'
''Brass
in
Pocket,''
Blondie's
''Call
Me''
and
Madonna's
''Burning
Up.''
She
prefaced
the
performance
with:
''I
was
born
in
1984,
so I
had
to
go
back
and
learn
about
this
music,
which
I
love.''
Ugh.
Her
fans
may
find
her
cute,
but
one
wag
cracked,
''Since
when
has
Marilyn
Manson
been
taking
hormones?''
Philadelphia
band
Pepper's
Ghost
preceded
Simpson,
taking
the
stage
to
the
strains
of
''Eye
of
the
Tiger,''
then
delivering
an
energetic
set
of
blues-hued
pop-rock
and
several
reminders
that
the
group's
second
disc
''Shake
the
Hand
That
Shook
the
World,''
comes
out
April
5.
Opening
act
Click
Five's
exuberant
power-pop
and
early
Beatles
haberdashery
sparked
shrieks
from
the
crowd
as
the
band
spotlighted
tunes
from
its
debut,
''Greetings
From
Imrie
House,''
which
is
due
this
summer
and
features
songwriting
contributions
from
Paul
Stanley
and
Adam
Schlesinger
as
well
as
an
instrumental
assist
from
Cars
guitarist
Elliot
Easton.
The
screaming
escalated
even
more
during
a
cover
of
Tommy
James
&
the
Shondells'
1967
hit,
''I
Think
We're
Alone
Now.''
Len
Righi
and
reconsidered
It
felt
like
seeing
a
friend
on
stage.
Maybe
it
was
from
getting
to
know
her
on
''The
Ashlee
Simpson
Show,''
watching
her
make
her
album,
dye
her
hair,
decorate
her
house,
go
out
for
Halloween,
break
up
with
her
boyfriend,
cut
her
hair.
And
if
you're
a
true
friend,
you
don't
want
to
see
your
pal
fail.
So
when
Simpson
came
on
stage
last
Saturday
at
Tower
Theater
in
Upper
Darby,
dressed
in a
long,
embroidered
jacket
over
pin-striped
pants
and
a
yellow-and-black
T-shirt,
you
held
your
breath.
And
when
she
started
singing
the
title
track
to
her
debut
album,
''Autobiography,''
you
almost
breathed
a
sigh
of
relief
at
how
remarkably
on
key
and
pleasant
she
sounded.
Simpson's
show
was
touted
as a
simple
affair,
just
Ashlee
and
her
band,
no
backing
vocal
tracks.
Nevertheless,
it
was
carefully
choreographed.
It
almost
appeared
as
if
her
every
move
across
the
stage
was
guided
by
an
invisible
Step
Here
Next
footprint.
But
her
energy
was
genuine.
She
jumped
and
bounced
about
happily
you
could
imagine
her
at
12
being
a
fun
slumber
party
mate.
Ashlee's
vocals,
despite
an
appealing
raspiness,
are
not
strong,
and
continued
to
weaken
throughout
the
night.
On
songs
she
seemed
to
be
less
familiar
with,
such
as
''Undiscovered,''
she
varied
from
being
a
couple
of
keys
off
to
near
screeching.
A
medley
of
1980s
songs
by
the
Pretenders,
Blondie
and
Madonna
provided
the
lowlight
of
the
night.
Still,
by
letting
the
audience
sing
the
''La
La''
portion
of
the
single
of
the
same
name
and
the
long
''oh-h-h-h-h-h''
during
the
encore,
''Pieces
of
Me,''
she
avoided
the
most
difficult
notes,
sparing
both
fans
and
her
vocal
chords,
which,
if
you
watch
her
MTV
reality
show,
always
seem
to
be
on
the
verge
of
laryngitis.
You
don't
go
to
an
Ashlee
concert
expecting
great
singing.
The
largely
'tween
crowd
dressed
conservatively
in
jeans
and
T-shirts
for
the
most
part
went
to
hear
the
songs
they
memorized
from
the
radio.
That
Ashlee
gave
a
performance
radiating
such
fun
and
high
energy
more
than
canceled
out
the
occasional
squeaks
and
missed
notes
of
her
65-minute
set.
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