If you were getting tired of the girl-on-girl action that is the Lindsay/Hilary feud or the Paris/Nicole feud, then you're in luck. We finally have a menage a trois of feuds! The menage was launched by famed photographer David LaChapelle against the Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee. According to the New York Daily News, LaChapelle called the sisters "reality-red-carpet, lip-synching television stars" who "don't offer anything." Supposedly, the LaChapelle bitch slap was in response to the sisters refusing to pose for him for a Rolling Stones cover. Apparently, they think of LaChapelle as nothing more than a "one trick pony" who makes people look different than who they really are. Personally, I blame the newly blonded Ashlee for the whole mess. (My imaginary portrayal of LaChapelle's portrayal of her is to the right.) Forget Courtney Love and Debbie Harry, blonde hair is so not punk rock, Ashlee!